Best Slime Toys
Slime will be the most perfect toy ever created. It serves zero purpose, is completely wasteful, and ruins almost everything it touches, whether that be clothes, figures or wallpaper. Of all playthings, slime is probably the one virtually all adults can agree which they want nothing to use, and they sincerely dont realise why children do. Its simple, really. Gross is great.
Kinder surprise
Because all kids of a certain age inherently love messes, slime hasnt really left the market since Mattel first made and marketed it in 1978 (ironically, an occasion when shag carpeting and fuzzy wallpaper were fashionable). Toy manufacturers have put it to good use in a number of products, all of which were as awesome as they were messy and disgusting, and so they were pretty messy and disgusting. Here are some of the greatest.
Simple, perfect and neon green, the first Slime deserves its fame. It had been cheap enough that you really didnt need your parents permission to get it, which is a positive thing as most of them would rather you played with an outrageous bear than bring a can from it into your home. The slime craze was so strong that you could purchase snack-size samples of it in vending machines for any quarter, just in case you needed a fix at Safeway you could hide in your pocket.